Low Brass vs. Saxes

This past weekend the freshmen members of the low brass and sax sections competed head to head in a Penn Band Challenge set up by the upperclassmen of the low brass section. Amongst other things, they competed in musicianship, humor, intelligence, and Lawrence Musketfeathers.

As part of musicianship, they sang the Ruff Ryder's Anthem and learned the cheerleader's dance to "The Red & Blue." (They were all pretty terrible on that last part.) However, the saxes came out on top for Ruff Ryder's, but the low brass won the "R & B" challenge.

As for humor, each section composed a song making fun of another Ivy League school. The saxes decided to make fun of Princeton to the tune of "The Final Countdown." Here are their lyrics:














The low brass, for their part, made fun of Yale to the tune "Bulldogs!" Their lyrics are as follows:









Pretty funny stuff, ha? I thought so, too. (The saxes won.)

As for intelligence, well, they now know a lot about the low brass section. And Lawrence Musketfeathers? Well, we all know what Lawrence Musketfeathers is, so why explain it? All that matters is that everyone was a winner this weekend in the Penn Band Challenge. Except Matt Conrad. No one wins with something like that...