Elections: Dies Dominica xxix Novembris MMX

6:06 PM

We are live at the Penn Band Elections, The Balls reporting in. First things first, this is a formal event with all candidates dressed to the 9's trying to impress the voting masses. Also to note several key beards have been shaved prior to the end of elections. Apparently the band has taken a trip to clean town.

First a Quick List of Candidates

President - Matt Gazz(Sax, Junior, Current VP) Vs Evan Hodges Leclaire (Drums, Junior/Silent Partner, Fan Fare VP)

VP - Jake Spector(Sophomore, Trombone) vs Sam Pasternak(Sophomore/Band Camp Alum, Drums)

Treasurer - Jodi Lapidus(Sophomore, Sax, Sax Section Leader) vs Mike "Pips" Can'tspellit (Junior, Drum Section Leader)

Secretary - Angela Halstead(Junior, Recruitment chair) vs Her Red Hair(Also a Junior, Satan).

I will be munching some beef jerky and prepping for the beginning of elections.

6:12

Tensions seem to be running low. Expect that to change soon. There is a pretty legitimate turnout tonight, but alas we are starting late.

6:17

Greer and Stunner take center stage with a Quick Announcement about BBALL. Joe Burns Adam with witty retort. Elections are now officially starting. To much surprise noone has read Greer's emails on how elections work, and thus Stunner explains how elections work. A quick summary:

All Candidates get 2 minutes to give a speech (Pres 4 minutes). After both have given a speech a brief Q&A period follows. After and election is held, the loser may choose to drop down to another position. The elections go in Pres-->VP-->Treasurer-->Secretary. Adam makes terrible Joke. People laugh at Joe.

6:20

Presidential election time: Stunner explains the Job

President: Runs the board, ensures the smooth operation of the Band. Attend SMAC/SAC/PAC meetings. Deal with general Band Issues.

(Gordon Garner's Applause for something I can't see)

Matt Gazz:

- Points out he is the current VP

- Supports Democracy

- Talks about the fact that he is tacky enough to wear 2 lapel pins

- These show

- He is not a terrorist (America Pin)

- He is a dedicated to Band (Fanfare member)

Matt points out his past leadership positions in the band as reasons he is fit to be Pres

- Sax Section Leader

- VP

- Being on board for a year prepares you for what it is to be President. The four board positions need to work together to maintain a coherent and strong band and being the only possible incumbent member Gazz could more readily foster this.

Possibly actually organize a realistic trip for the end of the year. Organize a new CD which still hasn't been made. Wants to give back to the Band by Being Pres

6:26

EHL: Band is about much more than music. Incredible social outlet as well as a relief from the everyday scholastic stress of school. Decided to become Vice Chair of fanfare at end of Sophomore year. Evan highlights the jobs of fanfare. Highlights the fact that fanfare is actually a legitimate organization that has accountability and fiscal responsibility. In HS EHL was lead officer of his Band. Believes that this is a good preparation for our Band. In his Vice Chair role of fanfare he points out that he is very proactive in his role, that he does need to be asked and takes initiative. Also he has consistently put forth ideas in order to help the band. He wants to be President for the People, to contribute to the Band as one of the people.

Questions:

Stunner: What is the Most Imp Attribute for a Successful Band

EHL: President is the figure head of the band. Need a proactive person to eliminate uncertainty.

Gazz: President needs to be a person of the people. Micromanagement through the council is what can keep people in this band.

Jaci: Can you tell us about a time where there was an issue that you needed to deal with quickly as a leader in band.

Gazz: There are times when parts of the shows got cut right before we needed to practice it. Needed to come up with material on his feet in order to get the show done.

Evan: Fanfare has inductions every semester. FF missed a possible candidate this semester and Evan did everything he could to smoothly initiate that person.

Justine: How to Balance Social Aspects of the Band with Organizing

EHL: Capable of interacting with everyone and organizing what needs to get done. Can see this through is DJing

Gazz: Has been "Living The Dream" as he feels he currently encompasses both of these issues.

Jake: If you weren't elected would you run for something else

Gazz: Would drop to VP as he needs somehting to take up his inbox!

EHL: Yes he would drop down to sec. He has thought about being on board for a long time and decided Pres is the best way to lead this band.

Me: Can you handle the fact that you will potentially have your GF/Best friends on this board with you

EHL: Yes. He believes it's critical to the position of being on Board and comes down to the core of why he is running.

Gazz: Board is very evenly distributed this year and that has prepared him for what would be to come regardless of who is on board. He knows what needs to be done and would do the job.

Jake Spect: What would you do differently as President

Gass: Immediately be able to pick up at the beginning of his term. Need to work closely with the council in order to motivate people to attend events. Work as close with council as possible.

EHL: There is a sense of uncertainty about what we are doing as a band. Would stay on top of what there is to do and be prepared.

Ellen: Have you ever had to deal with an ENEMY!?

EHL: Times in the drum line when they had to work together between clashing members where things would become uncomfortable. Need to be level headed. EHL essentially invalidates my entire approach to life! He is good at seeing both sides and can mediate the situation.

Gazz: Independent of your previous friendships, once on board you get to know everyone closely. In example, the band knows the story of DPS. The situation was handled quickly and a decision was made.

Nia: Do you have a smart phone?

BOTH:: Yes

Nia: Can you be ready for your phone to blow up?

Gazz: Greer and Adam eventually stop sending email. Koosh sends emails at 6:00AM because... Gazz knows what it takes to respond to emails.

Evan: Extremely fast email responder. He believes turn around time is important!

Gordon: What changes have you implemented this year

EHL: -BLOG EDIT, SRY :- (

Gazz: Weekly email as Sax Section Leader: Helps keep coming. As VP the former VP was silent on issues. Gazz decided to be a much more proactive VP

Closing Statements

EHL: "I definitely do love this Band" It's his only activity. He is confident in his ability to lead and is honored to be President.

Gazz: Enjoys band, and we are his "Good Friends" Wants to give back to the organization and wants to continue the momentum. Gazz then pulls the band's constitution from his lapel pocket.

Voting commences on Polk's Hair...

6:57

Greer entertains the masses with magic tricks. Greer makes Racist Joke about cards. HE DOES NOT DISAPPOINT!!!! Magically he divines a card Ellen chose.

7:02

Koosh is now trying to sell band apparel to people as hannukah presents. If you are an ALUMNI, BUY OUR STUFF AND GIVE US MONEY!. Koosh then shamelessly plugs his own book so that his children can eat more than just curry. People accuse the balls of being racist.

7:04:45

The President of the Penn Band for the Year of 2011 is Mathew Gazzara

VP Election Time!

Newly elected President Mathew Gazzara describes the position of VP.

Jake Spector: Points out that he is webmaster of Penn Band. Then quotes Muhammed Ali and says the penn band halftime shows will have wings! Wants to draw people out to showwriting in order to incorporate everyones ideas at showwriting. If show writing is just in the fall what will he do in the Spring!? Help with recruitment and retention and help plan the next band trip. As webmaster has revolutionized the section webpages as well as the new "Join the Penn Band" page. Ends with a line from Journey

Sam Pasternak: He does two things on the campus is Penn Band and is managing editor of the Punch Bowl. Essentially points out that he just writes comedy on the campus. More important than comedy writing is working with other people. His door will always be open for new and interesting ideas. Show writing, like BFL will send PPL to the Hospital. He has recently begun arranging music again and believes that being able to arrange will really help the role of VP. Ends with a line from Double Rainbow.

Questions:

Koosh: What is your favorite show?

Sam: Cornell. The show was indefensible by Cornell, thought it was very funny/ was a blast to write.

Jake: Senior show, the show looked really good.

Jake: Tell us a joke

Jake S: Anyone who knows me, knows I can't tell a joke?

Sam: Sam tells a joke about shooting people?

Dillon: How would you improve show writing?

Sam: Would have an hour to draft a show. For the first 20 or so minutes nothing got done. Thus when we got to the show we didn't have much time in person. Go to dinner to get ideas out of the way and then write the show hcore int he band room.

Jake: Similar sentiment.

Jaci: Name three new people who come to show writing?

Jake: Me, Joe Becker

Sam: same, + DKJ

Pips: How to make sure shows aren't censored?

Sam: Having done comedy before he is known as the clean one. Is used to lightening up Masturbation jokes. Need to appeal to audience without being gross.

Jake: Ideas that are on the fence need to be backed up just in case.

Camille: How can you tell people they aren't funny?

Sam: Ask Josh Cooper. Some other stuff, but that was funny.

Jake: Usually everyone is funnier than him so he'd go about it nicely. Wants to make it a fun atmosphere.

Stunner: VP is a weird job as you have a lot of work in the fall, but have free reign in the spring, what are you well suited for?

Jake: Webmaster and big part of recruiting. Believes he can be apar tof recruiting again and help new webmaster get acclimated.

Sam: Started Cheerleader vs Penn Band game in the spring. Been talking about the CD and has ideas for the CD and format. Believes it would be a ton of fun.

Closing Statements

Sam: Really wants the job. Has a relationship with koosh and adam and he respects Greer... for some reason.

Jake: Loves Everything.

Voting on Richard Nixon's Hair

7:26

Will Chim and Camille join Greer on stage. A chorus of "Will Chim's" Dad commences. This Trick is confusing. Will Chim tries to Ruin it all showing everyone he is the Real David Sawyers. This Trick is incredibly confusing... Noone understands what's going on. Greer attempts to pawn off counting as magic...

7:32.50

Sam is the New Vice President

7:33

Gordon describes the roll of treasurer. You need to write budgets, manage accounts, contribute to board discussions and attend meetings.

7:34 Jodi Lapidus

Starts speech with a long quote from Shaq about being awesome. Jodi wants to spend money on what the band needs. The first thing is increasing repitoire (i can't spell this) by buying new music. Wants to organize frequent fundraisers so the band can actually go on a trip. Reasons she is qualified: She is jewish; she is the Sax section leader and has increased size of section 5 fold; extremely organized and would do a great job.

Pips

Penn bando first and foremost. He is a math major and accounting minor. Has experience with microsoft excel, and is skilled in the tools. Wants to be a good board member and that involves being an active and enthusiastic member. Band > School which means that he can always put band first. Has been a section leader for two years, largest section in the band, and there is a reason for that.

Questions

Tom: Gordon is a wizard. How would you become the band treasurey wizard?

Pips: Talk to Gordon and acquaint himself with the task at hand.

Jodi: Similar

Jake: Sac Funding XP?

Both: NO

Ellen: How can you work with the people currently on board as of tonight?

Pips: Working relationship with both people on board as well as friendship with pips. Math background can round that out.

Jodi: Similar to pips but gazz instead of Sam, she brings decisiveness to the board.

Justine: Will you be available to do the little things

Both: Point out their section leader prowess which honestly they are damn good at (My Opinion).

Jaci: What is your favorite currency excluding the dollar:

Pips: Yen because you can alot of them for cheap

Jodi: Something about the deutch mark that I missed (sorry).

Koosh: Make a pitch for something that we need right now:

Jodi: We need new drums. Currently the bass drum harness is broken and is a hazard. If that breaks, someone could get hurt and we need new things to keep us safe.

Pips: Arranging software for the band in order to add a personal touch to the band.

Gordon: What are the biggest expenses in the band?

Pips: Transport

Jodi: Instruments.

Godron: How do you think finances work?

This is boring... You can email Greer about it... My fingers are tired.

Closing Statements

Pips: Math Finance info/Loves Band

Jodi: Love to do the job for everyone.

Voting on Marten Van Buren's Hair

7:52 Greer starts a new magic trick. I think he just made fun of my Penis... I'm not sure.

He is now naming his fingers like the old, crazy man he is. Tonights theme is really the middle finger. Greer has now given the band the finger twice and Adam once. I am excited.

7:56 I AM SO HUNGRY JESUS CHRIST I NEED SOME FOOD. IF YOU ARE OUT THERE<>

7:58

The new Treasurer is Mike "Pips" Guarino

7:59 Secretary

Evan is nominated for secretary. He accepts. Jaci describes what the secretary does.

Angela: Angela plays the Piccolo. She believes she is the best candidate for the position. She has nearly perfect attendance and is a member of Fanfare. As a freshman she was recruitment chair, and has been recruitment chair for the last two years. Under Angela the Penn band has tripled in size since her freshmen year. She works over the summer to increase recruitment. Believes recruitment chair has prepared her to be secretary as she has to keep excel sheets of all incoming members.

Evan: No Speech

Questions:

- First question is inane

Nia: What would you do differently?

Evan: Improve schedule email efficiency.

Angela: Agrees. Getting good standing list out earlier so people know where they are standing and what they need to do. In addition continue to get to know everyone

Gazz: Angela what have you done differently than previous RC

Angela: During my time as recruitment chair i've sent personalized emails and tried to keep up with sheets on individuals.

Evan: Secretary is responsible for retention. you have to get to know them all. Good at talking to people into the band.

Joe: What unsung things have you done in the band as secretary is the unsung board position

Evan: Taken a role in organizing the drum section with instrumentation.

Angela: Individually compiled all the gift bags for freshman, gone to every show writing and helped with tons of set up and band helping out. Sends hundreds of individual emails.

Sam: Something I didn't hear but I'm pretty sure it's just my question from earlier... It is.

Angela: Matt and She can put aside their relationship to get stuff done. They work in the same lab and know how to jobs complete.

Evan: Pips and evan get along great... sam is a good friend of his... Gazz and he work together well.

They point to people and name them... They both go 3/3 (if only they shot free throws for the basketball team)

Closing Statements

Evan: Everything earlier applies. The Board is highly cooperative and he would love to work with the 3 other peeople. Secretary helps retention and recruitment which he holds important.

Angela: Secretary is her number 1 choice and wants to help the band in what she thinks she can do best. By being recruitment chair for 2 years she is prepared to be secretary.

Voting on Chester Allen Arthur's Hair

8:10 Horses Ass Award: Greer describes the Horses Ass Award which you all know! He opens the floor for nominations:

Pips - Losing the Key to FF

Adu - For running a midnight marathon right to the hospital

Greer Makes Fun of Catholicism... Jesus Is Coming for Him

Voting commences on Bill Clinton's Hair

Angela is The New Secretary

Thanks for reading everyone

LIVE ELECTIONS BLOG

So new board:

President: Stephen "Stunna" Abrahms Downey, 2011
Vice President: Matt "Gazprom" Gazzara, 2012
Treasurer: Gordon 2011
Secretary: Jaci Rifkin 2011
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STRONGEST APOLOGIES: MY WHOLE SECRETARY TRANSCRIPT GOT DELETED SINCE IT REVERTED BACK TO AN OLD VERSION. GUESS I'D MAKE AN EVEN WORSE SECRETARY THAN VICE PRESIDENT.

But in short want happened was Jaci dropped down to take on Erica "The Sauce" Miranda/Natalie Farah. They're running together since Erica might go abroad (aka to the faraway land of Washington D.C.).

In the end Jaci wins, winning her second conseccutive term as secretary.

That's it from the Cheeseman. If you want to see funny versions of this click here and here.

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Next up: Gordon runs for treasurer unopposed. No one challenges him. He is acclaimed victor. But he'll have to get an extra year of eligibility/fail some of his classes to match Eammonn's three-terms as Treasurer. (9:36)
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Internet problems prevented me from posting this earlier. Sorry. (9:23 p.m.)

Welcome to the 2009 Penn Band elections live blog. I’m Zach Klitzman, soon to be lame duck Vice President and I’ll try to emulate the expertise of Noah "Chris Webber” who did this blog the last two years. It’s going to be tough, since he’s now a professional blogger. Tough to top a pro.

The candidates are as follows:
President Stephen “Big Stunna” Abrams Downey versus Jaci “not Jackie” Rifkin
Vice President: Matt “Gazprom” Gazarra versus Mike “Pips” Guarino
Treasurer: Gordon “mini Eamonn” Watkins
Secretary: Erica “the Sauce” Miranda

Big Stunna is wearing a dapper gray suit with a red tie and oxford blue shirt. But the white socks don’t go with the brown loafers. If elected I guess we’ll have yet another President who dresses weirdly.
Not Jackie’s wearing a black blouse that is faintly similar to the puffy shirt of Seinfeld fame.
Pips is wearing jeans, the Penn shield shirt they gave away at homecoming last year and a brown track jacket. Not going to lie, the slovenly look is exactly what the Vice Presidency is all about.
Gazprom is running late for an exam, so in the meantime GREER’S DOING MAGIC! Apparently outgoing President Joe Coyne can’t tell the difference between red and black cards. He eventually shows up and is wearing a dark black suit with an American flag label. Guess he’s not a terrorist.
Mini Eamonn is wearing jeans and an off-white button down.
The Sauce is wearing jeans and a red shirt. Very penn colors-y

Stunna gives the first speech. He quotes the definition of president from the dictionary, but then ripes up his “speech” announcing he must speak from the heart. He talks about the tale of a young lad at the University of Pennsylvania without a clue of what to do. But then one day this lad’s mother told him to join the band. So then, In the words of Stunna “I said ok, I’ll join the band.” The rest of the speech describes his love of the band as it defined his college career. He ends it by quoting Pericles telling the band to cherish the band every day.
Next up is Jaci. She also talks about how much the band has meant to her. She thinks she’d be the best president because of experience: drum line section leader as freshman, secretary as sophomore as well as conducting assistant and show writing committee member. Observed the President in meetings, went to IBC. Also cites her people skills. She’d be “Proud and happy to lead you.” In short, the speech was very direct, but alas didn’t quote Pericles.

Q&A session:
Joe Coyne asks what could I have done better as President.
Jaci talks about the board email list serve and how the responses weren’t in sync.
Stunna: unnecessary yelling since he’s all about love.
Becca Aaberg: Jaci, you’ve been interested in Drum Major. So what gives/which would you choose? (note: paraphrase)
Jaci claims she’s still going to run for Drum Major. She avoids the choosing question, but when pressed says on board.
Becca’s followup: Not on board, but how are you prepared
Stunna: Fanfare and council. Some understanding of how it operats.
Brian Wright: want in general do you want to be different next year
Stunna: good year for most part, like the direction. Can’t think of amy single major thing.
Jaci: “I feel the same way” Frustrating we don’t have a band house, but not administrative.
I ask what did you do in the past year and want could you change
Jaci: doesn’t get the question at first, but then says did a good job knowing people in the band as secretary.
Stunna: try to hold some events as Low Brass leader. So as President socialize.
Me 2: Fanfare. What’s it’s role etc in your administration
Stunna should be more open and lack of house.
Jaci: didn’t run in the past for fanfare because too busy but will do so in the future. Also agrees with Stunna that it should be more open. In fact, she thought it was a secret society.
Joe Coyne: As President I live in the band room (paraphrase). Can you put in the same commitment.
Jaci: yes, my schedule is going to be clear next semester.
Stunna basically says the same thing.
Other Joe C(Catania): Favorite band moment?
Stunna: Single moment tough. Interaction with visiting fans, within the games is when people have the greatess awareness.
Jaci: Homecoming this year. Playing don’t stop believing and everyone screaming “I felt like a rock star.”
Daniel “Rockhound:” How do you make sure other groups will be included (i.e. other sections).
Jaci: That’s what’s council for.
Stunna: not a formal thing. Have to be outgoing.

Jaci’s closing statement: worked hard (in band), love band, feel great when I put something together. Sweet if you vote for me.

Stunna: Ensure it’s fun and entertaining.

My analysis: Both had similar views, none really groundbreaking. But they’re both very dedicated bandos. So they’d both make good presidents.

And the President is…. Stunna

VICE PRESIDENT
Gazprom speech: All you need to know is that I love this band, almost as much as I love America (touches American flag lapel). Says first thing he did at Penn was go to the bookstore and pay $25 for Band Before Time (alternate title: Chinese Democracy). Says he would wear Penn Band pin, but doesn’t need to because his record speaks for himself. Best attendance of candidates. Helped girlfriend with recruiting. Says he took note of my (klitzman’s) strengths and shortcomings as VP. And helped with emergency show writing gigs. Lull freshman into show writing.
Pips: Starts off by talking about nicknames. Says that he is dedicated and can “prove it” since he attends a lot of things. Despite “NFK” moniker he’ll listen to the censors—you guys. Helped with recruitment as percussion section leader.

Q&A:
Ex President Coyne: How do you make sure shows aren’t about pokemon or obscure historical reference.
Pips says it’s about show writing committee.
Matt says he can do it as well.
Sam Pasternack: Top three shows
Gaz: Homecoming (because of obscure historical references), Cornell (lots of people came), Dartmouth before it got censored.
Pips: Homecoming (crowd into it), Cornell (Dos equis was good) , Columbia (good music)
Koosh: pushing the envelope much?
Pips: in between family guy and south park
Gaz: looking at other school’s sites to poke mild fun.
I continue this theme:
Gaz: Got to find happy medium. Had experienced with you (klitzman)
Pips: Err on the side of tame. Better then getting completely shut down and then starting from scrath.
Rework shows:
Pips: Band is No. 1 priority to rework shows. Going on other people.
Gaz: way to prevent this: plan show writing earlier. Didn’t get it really submitted until week of performance. Plan on getting it done early to submit to censorship committee early.
Ex Prez: Want would you do as VP in spring semester?
Gaz: Help with retention.
Pips: Join Fanfare
Roger: Gaz your tie matches Stunna’s suit. Pips, your outfit doesn’t. Gaz, What’s your working relationship with the new President?
Pips: I’m friends with Stunna
Gaz: just both wanted to wear suits. Live together
Angela: Something you’ve done to go out of your way as section leaders.
Gaz: section events, but also hosted parties, which involves cleaning up throw up.
Pips: let people play different instruments. Also can get a house for parties.
Brian Wright: Would you run for sectional leader again if you lose?
Both say yes
The Sauce: What did klitzman do wrong?
Gaz: make show writing earlier
Pips: Make show writing more fun, potentially better time.
I ask if they have show ideas, but am overruled by Ex Prez and Greer.

Closing statements: pretty basic.

Winner is Gazprom.

He's With The Band

http://www.upenn.edu/gazette/0109/window.html



He’s With the Band

Greer Cheeseman EAS’77 (surrounded, with whistle) has been involved with the Penn Band for 35 years as a student, assistant director upon graduation, and director since 1994. Among many other distinctions, according to a band press release, Greer started the tradition of throwing toast during the playing of “Drink a Highball.” This fall the band celebrated his three-and-a-half decades of service at its 111th Anniversary Gala event, with more than 200 alumni and students in attendance. This photo is from Alumni Weekend 2008.

LIVE BLOG: PENN BAND ELECTIONS

And I am live from high atop the Cheeseman Labaratory for Atonal Polyphony for another year of live-bloggin' at 5:56 PM.

The intrigue this year remains high as 3 of the 4 board spots were held by seniors so with all 4 positions wide open it's time to begin thinking about the FUTURE OF THE PENN BAND.

Candidates for the positions tonight include:

President
Joe Coyne (2010, Trumpet)

Vice President
Zach Klitzman (2010, Baritone)

Secretary
Jaci Rifkin (2011, Drums)
Joe Catania (2010, Drums)

Treasurer
Gordon Watkins (2011, Bells)
Jeremy Gurwicz (2012, Drums)

The Candidates arrive slowly, as is the band. The turnout this year appears to be much lower than last year's. In a major surprise, Joe Catania decided to show up, eschewing the Governor's class for an opportunity to be the glorified attendance taker. A quick look at the fashions as we count down the minutes to the beginning.

Joe Coyne: Dressed sloppily, I actually believe he's wearing the same sweatshirt he wore to victory last year.

Zach Klitzman: Wearing a much sloppier outfit than last year, no polo in sight. Just a sweatshirt and jeans for him as well. Could this be the most poorly dressed executive administration in the history of the Penn Band? Probably.

The secretary candidates both look sharp with Jaci in a ruffled blouse and grey jeans, Joe Catania appears formal in a button down down shirt the color of a Barolo and jeans buttoned to the top button.

The treasurer candidate who was clearly gunning for best dressed is Gordon with his understated tie though Jeremy also dressed up for the occasion in a black polo.

I'll be back with some short analysis and predictions soon. Keep checking back for updates as the election progresses.

President
Joe Coyne gives a long speech the ends in a proclamation because no one ran against him.

Speech and Questions (sorry technical difficulties):
Says he wants to include the people on the bottom and listen to people's ideas. Wants people to want to come to band. Got his pants from his ethnic slurring grandfather.

Vice President
Main responsibilities according to Kettler include being in charge of show-writing, encouraging people's creative ferment, having people killed, going to meetings, really crappy meetings

Speech
Again a candidate runs unopposed as Zach Klitzman slinks his way to the front of the band room. He looks less smelly than usual, doesn't smell. He's the Fanfare Vice Chair, helped clean up for parties, plugs semi, says his really tough accomplishment is being travel manager. Went to the Ivy Band Conference last year. Greer makes him nervous, wants to talk to Band Oversight Committee about the band. Thinks the VP is cheerleader of the band. Plus one of the duties is take criticism and he's very good at that.

Questions
He thinks he's funny enough because he's hung out with lots of funny people and he's more magical. A-Tone asks why he's VP rather than Sports editor. It's because he knows this is his favorite group on campus and he's 100% committed to it. Doesn't have any show ideas of his own, very open to writing any show that anyone submits an idea for, it's a collaborative effort. Ben asks about the loudest members of the band got the movies put on as travel manager, are you going to try to get everyone to get their vote in as VP? He says that putting on movies aren't as important as writing shows, realizes he's not the decider and says he'll listen to people on the show-writing committee. He's trying really hard to meet with the Band Oversight committee because he wants to have less oversight. Erik asks if he's learned any lessons from the Hey Song incident. We can't say "you suck" also, it's neat that the tradition is dependent on the band. Koosh asks about the currently suspended Yale Band. Klitzman says he doesn't know how Yale props work, says that if the director approved the prop and didn't catch it, it's his fault.


Treasurer
Eamonn tells people that he goes to SAC meeting and making sure dues are collected. He is wearing a smart outfit and goatee.

Speeches
Gordon says he's a sophomore in the college and that hopefully we all know him. He's currently the equipment manager, and those repsonsibilities overlap. Parka managing can be difficult cause people don't like to return them. Works in the Dean's office with the school of medicine and does some of their expense reports. Has nothing further to add other than I really want to be your treasurer.

Jeremy says plays the misshapen abominations called quints. Who would want to be treasurer because no one cares about them until stuff's in the toilet. Thinks the band needs a new stimulus package, suggests bulk instruments, stretch limos, space heaters. Can we trust him not to skim off the top, because he wants to spend every cent that we have. Has handled large budgets before, dealt with the creation and implementation of budget in Student Council and charity drives. Investment and AIG and Citibank are his two main, quotes DMX in his speech.

Questions
Campisi asks about the Penn Band's finances and how they work. Gordon can't right now but he talked to some board members and they said they'd walk him through them; in fact neither of them can tell you in detail and then attempts to tell us in detail. Eammonn asks do you know what SAC stands for Jeremy gets 1/3 and Gordon gets 3/3. Hickman asks if he's in Wharton and Jeremy isn't. Joe has a question about how they're going to make themselves more available to people who don't know them; Jeremy says he's going to participate in events outside of band, Gordon admits that he's a little shy. Kettler asks what their favorite thing about money, Jeremy says cause it's not his; Gordon likes the old five dollar bills better. Mayuko was a treasurer and says sometimes you have to talk in front of a lot of people and that sometimes we're not taken seriously and that you have to be persistent and professional asks what kind of qualities they have that would make them a good treasurer. Gordon says he likes to prepare himself and that he'd be very prepared. Mayuko recommends tenacity. Jeremy was captain of his basketball and football teams in high school, must not have been very good programs. Koosh asks 9*13 they both get it at nearly the same time. Palusci asks what they're going to be bring as far as decision making. Jeremy says he's good at listening to people and at making decisions. Gordon tends not to have very strong opinions. Pips with a haircut asks how do you reconcile your drummer names with being good members of the Penn Band. Gordon says he doesn't think it's informing. Robert says that Eamonn is fussing around with Microsoft Money and Gordon knows how to use it and Jeremy doesn't. Klitzman asks how are you going to raise money from alums? Jeremy says he's going to schmooze (great knowledge of Yiddush not a pre-requisite for Penn Band treasurer). What do you want to spend the money on? Gordon wants new lyres and drum stands, flip folders, lots of stuff. Jeremy wants more drum pork.

Closing Statement
Jeremy said a lot of jokes, but he's not a terrible person, takes his jobs seriously. Thinks this is the best organization at Penn. Gordon is really committed to band, is always here and wants to get more involved.

I have gained a better understanding, the drummers aren't canabilizing, they're forcing others out. I suspect by next semester we'll have all new drums with fancy sterling silver sticks. Finally a vote, a break and an interview. Coming up next.

Interview with Vice President Zach Klitzman
Noah Becker: So Zach, it seems to me that you got a lot of questions that were related to the band "Culture Wars." What did you make of these questions and why do you think you got them rather than Joe?
Zach Klitzman: Not as much as last year. (Mouth full of crackers) Well, part of it...to be honest is that I guess the Vice Presidency is more connected to the band culture, the show writing, the more visible...at the same time I was surprised I got more than Joe. Also I feel my section affiliation had something to do with it.
Stunna: Who's your favorite Vice President who did not either run or serve as president?
ZK: That's tough, does Aaron Burr count as running. Calhoun.
Noah Becker: Do you have a vested interest in who wins the other two elections?
ZK: What? Theoretically, I don't.

Gordon wins the election.

The Secretary race is on:
Joe says you're the band's bitch and you learn everyone's name, you're the only person in the band who knows everyone's name, also you take minutes at meetings and send out schedules.

Speeches
Jaci is a sophomore, psych majoring drummer, band is her only extra curricular. She tries to come to everything. Has been in band since fall of her freshman year, we're all her best friends. She's been drum line section leader for the last year, she thinks that going from Drum Line section leader is the best transition to secretary because she sends out schedules and has to plan for what sort of instruments are going to be there. She's a girl so she was born with secretarial abilities. She and Joe both have curly hair.

Catania he's Joe also a drummer and he's a junior but a band sophomore. Freshman year he had a class so he didn't join the band, but he was friends with Joe Coyne. Joined sophomore year, has been to 7 of 9 football games. Rearranged his school schedule last semester. Didn't this semester because he was taking a class with Governor Rendell. Band is his far and away number one activity, he is an officer in two other clubs. But says this just gives him experience. Systems Engineering gives him an advantage on doing schedules. Thinks he's pretty approachable. But thinks he could name 50 of us in the room, maybe more! Vot for him, says he.

Questions
Joe says being secretary means you have to do the worst job in the Penn Band other than Greer, do you have the time to take 20 hours out of your life each semester and just type numbers into a spreadsheet? Jaci is used to it, thinks it's awesome to know everyone and punching numbers is her fetish; Joe considers excel spreadsheets to be a hobby doesn't care about the reward, cares about helping the band. Becca asks what do you add to the team that's been elected; Joe attempts to be chivalrous and doesn't pay off, says he has a good working relationship with Joe and Klitzman and Gordon is, apparently, the man; Jaci says she has an X chromosome and likes anime like Joe and Zach and Jaci AIM alot and Gordon is on her section also, remember she's a girl! John says we had a very successful all male board, how are you going to make it better? Jaci won't promise that they won't embezzle drum money but promises that her numbers won't lie. Joe also agrees, but says he'll keep Gordon in check. Name that bando time both successfully get the names. Mayuko says that they'll be the first person that new bandos will talk to, so how will you reconcile not scaring them with not being flat and lifeless? Joe says he'll try to coax those who are scared off back. Jaci says she's a womyn and they're not scary at all. How will you deal with interpersonal situations in a big group asks former secretary Allwine. Joe says he's all about people, will be open to anyone who wants to talk to him, make people feel comfortable, about fun not being all uptight. Joe uses the verb to lure, he's also building a gingerbread house if you're interested! Jaci says we should be loud and full of boister. Robert says the secretary works with the music manager, how will you? Joe says he'll come early to rehearsal, but he has a class till 6, so, no he won't says he'll stay late. Jaci says she'll come early. Matt asks, beyond your abilities as a secretary what other stereotypical abilities do you bring? Also, Joe, as this has become a battle of the sexes, how does she stand up to Billie Jean King and could you beat Jaci in a tennis match. Jaci says she can bake, get cranky and nag, showers, will yell at you to do laundry (Joe says he'll actually do it.) Joe can make baked ziti, says he can't beat Jaci at tennis cause of a knee injury but can win Wii tennis. Becca Aaberg asks if you're not elected to this position how are you going to continue to exist in the band. Jaci will apply to be section leader again. Joe will also apply for section leader if he loses, so, drummers, it's pretty much a win-win for you guys.

Closing Statement
Joe: vote for me. Jaci: vote for me.

Jaci is the victor.

A shorter live blog than last year. Happy Greek Ladying!

Bustin' makes me feel good!

Since my usual source of band videos actually participated in the formation, I do not have videos for our Homecoming Game performances. However, everything went amazingly so there really isn't any need.

On to Princeton...

Pregame




I think Penn had just as many if not more fans than Pton for this football game. Always good to perform for a crowd. However, they didn't seem to be the most responsive...

Entrance

This looks a little concave in the middle, maybe people afraid to bump into me. Who knows. Still, it looks like more and more people are learning to march in step. Good work!

PENN
Looks more like P6NN according to my Dad and I agree. I was under the impression that the E was the easiest formation...

HighBall
Drummers, SYMMETRY!! AGAIN! A little nit picky, but we talk about this EVERY week.

Big P
Awesome, Tom. Excellent formation. Trumpets are a little whiny here, not entirely appropriate.

Halftime



III
Whoa! Major difference between the whistle tempo and what people actually played. Eventually evened out, but still. Formation is solid. oooh, closing notes chops, most important. Don't give up!

Ghostbusters 1
Looks a little footballish, something I thought we fixed on Wednesday. Look at Brian go! He got some shoutouts from fans on the way home. Tried to get the crowd to clap along to no avail.

Ghostbusters 2
Oh no they didn't! Yes, we did Ghostbusters again. Oh look, and it's lopsided again. Oh well. Sounds awesome. Bustin makes me feel good

R+B
Looks and sounds fine. Good to see the drunk seniors don't know which way to salute.

Overall a fine job by the Penn Band. Props to our Assistant Drum Major for an insane costume and a successful halftime performance.

All Hail Lord Glozion!

Greetings, Bandos!

Sorry for the late post, been a busy week for DM John

Here's the pregame for last week's roadtrip to Yale. I highly recommend watching these in high quality



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CyKe6uchTQ

The Yale Bowl is sweet! Save for the intense wind, it felt good to play in a Little-Big House

Entrance= always good to see that this is always awesome

UP
Called an audible on this one early in the morning. Looks good. Took it a little fast, sorry guys. I was uh...still recovering from all the fun last night.

Highball
Glad that joke got some cheers. Formation was a little weird and took a while to put together. This continued due to the strange fact that Yale's numbers are closer to the Hash than ALL OTHER FIELDS (as far as I know) so the forms may seem a little compressed. Looks more like a Holy Grail, which is fine.

Not enough time to due Alma Mater due to the complications during Highball

on to Half Time!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrSuW26yHRc

A little light on the voice there, Tom.

$ - Big Spender
Surprisingly only the 2nd time we've played this chart. Dollar sign looks okay. People seem happy to hear this. O'Callahan always surprises me with how loud he is. Oh, and I'm wearing a sweet cape.

Flying Saucer - Imperial March
Passable. Playing Star Wars in anything other than a London Philharmonic setting is always a little risky. It's a good thing this was a metashow.

Block - Intergalactic Battle Anthem
It was really hard not to lose it. This is my favorite part of the show. Good hustle guys! Salutes always hilarious. Trumpets, still a little shaky on the transition back into the chorus the last time through, will work on that.

R+B
Actually looks like P-A, which isn't the worst thing in the world, but still isn't R+B.

Considering how early we had to wake up after having so much fun, I really couldn't ask for anything more for this show.

On to homecoming...

Damn good Ipod...

This past weekend was the Penn v Columbia Football Game. As usual, the band was out in full swing along with some extras who tagged along for the ride. Since Penn was wise enough to put Parents' Weekend over an away game, the band hosted its own Parents' Weekend so the progenitors of the band could get a first hand glimpse of why their kids aren't doing their homework.


To start off was pregame. Something that we rehearsed many times before, even an extra time at field rehearse to much chagrin. Well, let's see what happened...



Entrance
BEAUTIFUL! God I love doing this. A really good contrast to Columbia's "Take the Field then take a musical dump" entrance. Though, they did have some sweet herald trumpets.

PENN
To start off with, the P was half a yardline too in-field. The E was dead on, thanks drummers.
The big problem was the two N's; quite the interesting evolution. It's a good thing we sounded good, cause we looked kinda funny doing this formation. There needs to be more than 10 people who actually know where to go. In fact, it needs to be EVERYONE. We will work on this on Monday and Wednesday

Highball
Great! Good symmetry drummers, but try to get both ends on a yardline. The phasing wasn't even too bad.

Big P
Once again great. Drummers, 10 yard lines please. Look at that, we have flags! Some nice flavor, though could use a little more coordination.

Banner
Looks great. Can't hear the flutes/clarinets at all, not even on their part in the trio. Rip that part out guys!

Halftime


Our show was a perfect response to Columbia's "Philly's the ugliest/suckiest city in the nation" show. The crowd especially caught on to this as heard in their cheers after our jokes. Don't quite know why the Columbia Band stays on the field after they play.

Bagel
Props to Noah for making his family run to the sideline, too bad there wasn't enough time for Pushups. This looked more like a football than a bagel, but that's not our fault. Also, I had to yell Halt way too many times. Drummers need to be listening for that. Yeah horns!

Ipod
Probably one of our more complicated formations and it turned out great! Hey, and people actually figured out it was an Ipod. Slow Ride was....slow i guess. It got better though. Awesome job on the guitar solo guys, if anything that was the one thing to get right no matter what.

PBR
P was 5 yards too far out-field and this proved bad for the proceeding R that was built off of it. Eeeeeeh, chops! need some more tunage! I know it was a long day of playing, but still. Woodwinds, good to hear you! Bones, do NOT gliss those last 4 measures; very cheesey. I hate cutting this song, it's just not meant to be.

R+B
There's that stray R with the interesting extension thanks to our auxillary; should've played Viva las Vegas instead. Went a little fast, but fine. Nice touch bells, what a hilarious part.

SUBG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc0POzeuLvw

(Note, I recommend watching this one in high quality. To do so, visit the link under the vid and click "Watch in High Quality')

As requested, we played Since U've Been Gone for the student section. One of the best responses we've ever gotten from a crowd. Keep an eye on 80s guy, he's fun to watch. We sounded great on this even though we were extremely tired. Well done! Endurance props!

Overall, an interesting gameday. We clearly need some refreshers in the pregame department. Nothing a little wrote memorization can't fix. We had some snafus in the stands: some my fault, some not. I'll chalk it up to parents for now. It seems we're at a point that most of us are very comfortable doing our shows, which is fantastic! However, we can't just be on autopilot and expect someone to tell us where to go all the time, especially on the field or even worse from me on the podium. Freshmen, don't let this become a habit like it is for some upper classmen. Veteran Bandos, don't expect anything less from your peers or the freshmen. In a band of our size, everyone is accountable and even one clueless person can scar a formation.

Don't take this as too negative. It's good to be at this point so early on in the season so we have time to fix it quickly. I'm still having an awesome time leading you guys so don't change too much. Looking forward to actually doing the Lord Glozion show on Saturday. Let's make Yale bend to his will.